I had a really fun nurse/patient role-play phone sex call the other day. “D” wanted me to be a very serious clinical nurse. He wanted me to be as real as possible using clinical terms for everything that I was doing instead of nawty, dirty words. Before the Doctor came in, my job was to collect all the samples for the lab like urine, blood, and seman. So, instead of telling him that I was going to slip a finger in his ass, I told him that I was going to apply slow pressure inside of his anus and give him prostrate massage to stimulate ejaculation.
It was a bit of a challenge to talk about stroking his cock and fingering his ass without using the naughty words. LOL Because I am such a very nawty girl!
I managed it pretty well and then, at the end, he told me about this funny thing he’d heard a guy say recently on David Letterman about Sperm Banks. I looked into it to see if there was a clip and as it turns out, it was originally said by a guy named, Dick Cavett in the 1st Season of Saturday Night Live. He was doing the opening monologue …

Say, we’re a little annoyed tonight. The cast, if they seem a little down, it’s the censor. Um, the NBC censor’s been very liberal but he knocked out our sketch in which two robbers try to hold up a sperm bank. Now, I figure, we’re all mature. We know there are such things as sperm banks, right? Um, there’s one in New York, in fact. They’re very much like a real bank. The only difference is that with a sperm bank, after you make a deposit, you lose interest.

It may be an oldie but it’s still a goodie! Want to contribute to my account at the Sperm Bank?!?
Call for an appointment with the best naughty nurse, today!
Marie
1-800-915-3137

Isn’t this the perfect costume for Halloween?
A Slutty Catholic Schoolgirl!
This is what I’m going to be for Halloween this year! Would you like me to dress up as a Naughty Girl in this sexy Schoolgirl outfit? You could be the Teacher and I could be the Teasing Teen Slut in your classroom that likes to flash you her Panties by opening and closing her knees under the desk. Or maybe you’re the Principal and I’m the Bad Girl that doesn’t follow the dress code so I have detention and you decide that a Bare Bottom Spanking is fitting punishment for the Slutty Schoolgirl that wears such Short Skirts! Or maybe I’m the Seductive Student that entices the teacher to give her an A+ for my excellent Cock Sucking skills after school?
Wouldn’t you like to play with a Nawty Schoolgirl like me?!?
Anything Goes! No Taboos! No Limits! No Rules!
Role-play! Age Play! School Fantasy Phone Sex!
Cum Play with Nawty Schoolgirl Marie!
1-800-915-3137

Guess what?!? I caught a guy going through my dirty laundry the other day! I walked into the laundry room and there he was digging through my dirty laundry. He pulled out a pair of my dirty panties and can you guess what he did? He put them up to his face and sniffed them! As he was smelling them, I said, “Ahem!” BUSTED!
He jumped a foot in the air with my panties still clinging to his face. He looked so silly! I asked him what did he think that he was doing with my panties and he blushed a deep red and said, “Nothing” Ya right! LOL! And the funniest thing is this … he’s my older next-door-neighbor guy, Leonard.
“I wonder what you’re wife is going to say when I tell her that I caught you smelling my dirty panties, Leonard?” I said. The look of shock on his face was almost too much for me and I had to try really hard to suppress a giggle.
“Please, don’t tell my wife. Please Marie!” He begged. I gave him a contemplative look and said, “Okay, Leonard, I won’t tell, this time, but only if you do exactly what I say.” Well, he agreed and I had him follow me with that pair of panties up to my bedroom. LOL! Want to know what I made Leonard do as payment for sniffing my dirty panties? Guess you’ll have to give me a call and find out!
Are you a dirty little Panty Boy like Leonard?

xoxo,
Marie ~ 1-800-915-3137

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Poor Mark! After all the hard work that he’s done this year, guess what they did? They fired him! It’s so unfair! He’s worked for them for 17 years and was making them money ‘hand over fist’ this year and to repay him, they fire him. The boogersnots!!
All that stress, all that tension, Mark needed some serious relief. Who do you suppose that he called? Yup, you guessed it, Me! I’m great at relieving all types of stress and tension. Whether you’re looking for a sensual deep-tissue massage, a good old-fashion roll in the hay, a mind blowing (and cock exploding) Blow Job, or some nawty extreme taboo roleplay, I’m the phone girl for you!
Mark is very fond of my cock sucking skills, so I set to work on his overloaded balls, worked my tongue up and down his shaft, and even licked behind his balls to rim his ass. I wanted to make sure that I took all the stress and all the cum from his balls. I got his asshole nice and wet with my tongue and slipped a finger in to tickle and tease behind his balls. Then I worked my mouth back up to his balls and slowly licked and sucked my way up to his purple head. Once I got my mouth around his throbbing head, I teased it with my tongue sucking on only the head at first, then inching my mouth down his cock until my lips were pressed against the base of his cock. That was when the teasing came to an end and the real fun began!

So, if you’re in serious need of some fun stress relief … Give me a call! I’m eager, ready, and willing to do whatever it takes to take all your stress away!

xoxo,
Marie

Hi Guys! You guys know that I’m a major cum slut! I love to gobble that goo any chance that I get. I love it when guys pump it down the back of my throat or squirt on my face and/or tits. I’ve tasted all sorts of cum: candy cum, beer cum, salty cum, and so much more! It’s perfectly acceptable for a girl to be a kinky cum slut but … a guy?!?

I had a fun, kinky 2-girl call the other day with one of my buddies, Paradise, and a male cum slut. Paradise had talked to “BD” before and knew that he was a cockwhore and cumslut. We all got together and started to talk about how much we loved to suck the cum out of cocks and how much we loved getting it all over our faces and down our throats. Just talking about how all three of us could swap cum back and forth had “BD” squirting a nice big load for all of us to share!

If you want to play with some kinky female cumsluts … give Me and Paradise a call!
If you’d like to try out a naughty male cumslut … send “BD” a sexy email to flvero2007@gmail.com and tell him that Marie sent ya!

xoxo,
Marie
1-800-915-3137
*** UPDATE *** “BD”s new email … flvero2007@yahoo.com .. instead of his gmail.com addy

So, I’ve “sort of” been seeing this guy and he stopped by the other day unexpected. I invited him in to the condo and we were hanging out for a little while before things started to get “naughty”. Well, he wanted to move things up to my bedroom and I was “down” with that, so we went up to my bedroom.
Thing is that I forgot that I’d been cleaning in my bedroom and my “toy box” was sitting out and open. He walked through the door first so I didn’t even get the chance to close it. Of course, he zero’d right in on it and was like, “What do we have here?!?” And there he is pulling out all my dildos and vibrators to get to … yes, you guessed it, My Strap-On!

And then I hear him say, “Oh baby, I didn’t know that you got “freaky”! Put this on, baby and do me up right!” No Way! This was not the type of guy that I’d ever expect to want me to give it to him in the ass! But you should’ve seen the big-time boner he was springin in his jeans! Wooo Whooo!

So, I did what any ‘nawty girl’ would do … I gave it to him good like a good Domme would! I pushed his legs up over his head and fucked him like a bitch!
Am I a Nawty Girl or what?!?
xoxo,
Marie 1-800-915-3137

That was such a hot fun call the other night! Way to perk up my weekend, Brian! I love the way you caress my legs and everythin else. Tanks Again! And ya can call and play with my legs and shaved pussy ANYTIME!

Talk to ya soon!
xoxo
Marie

I’ve got a naughty boy that calls me on the phone all the time for ‘phone sex’. But I dunno if I would actually call it ’sex’ because all we talk about is how much he’d just LOVE to rub my feet and legs. Or how much he’d love to rub his COCK up against my legs and feet. Would you consider that “sex” or not? Lemme know what you think … and if you think that my legs are sexy or not! LOL

Gimme a call & Lemme know whatcha think!

xoxo
Marie 1-800-915-3137

OKAY! OKAY! OKAY!

How about instead of my panties in the mail, a picture of me in my panties?!? That I can do!!

That’s the best I can do for ya boys! Enjoy! Gimme a call!
XOXO
Marie

I don’t know how many guys have asked me for my dirty panties … TONS!!! Tell me guys … What is it about my dirty panties that makes you want them SSSOOO BAD!!??

I mean I suppose they would smell like my naughty damp pussy .. and possibly taste like me .. is that it?!? You really want to smell & taste me that bad?!? I don’t know, maybe. I suppose that has a certain appeal, huh?!? Well, I’m sorry guys but I pay “top dollar” for my panties at like Victoria’s Secret or Fredrick’s of Hollywood and I’m not about to part with them even if you’re willing to pay full shipping and compensation for “replacement panties”. Besides, I think that the US postal service might not like me sending out “dirty panties” through the mail. I think that it’s against the law or something. I don’t know .. if you need some dirty panties .. steal em from a girl that comes over to your place, huh, okay! I’m sure you can find “one” naughty girl to cum over and play with you and then you can sneak her panties, okay!!!
I neither want to send you my panties nor can I send em to you .. so don’t ask me to, okay!? Thanks!

But if you want to call me and talk about my panties .. Hey! Now, I’m “all for that” .. heck, tonight I even peed in my panties for a guy on the phone. Was an interesting “phone sex” experience, a first for me! It felt ssooo nawty but so good at the same time! Call me for some Hot Phone Fun, but please don’t ask me to send you my panties or a lock of my hair for that matter either … LOL

XOXO
Marie